Hall Buzz

“Hurting you is the last thing I want to do. After that my to-do list is finished.”9906756433_ea5b95b701_b

“I swear no one else drowned on my watch”

9906756433_ea5b95b701_b“I tell myself that I’d survive a zombie apocalypse but I can’t even handle a paper cut”

9906756433_ea5b95b701_b“True beauty is on the inside in your beautiful, beautiful organs”

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“The world would be a much better place if it were surrendered to me, so that I alone could rule it”

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“I feel like I’ve secretly been a French person my whole life”

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“How do they celebrate Thanksgiving in England?”

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“Obama is probably our second most attractive President, right after Lincoln”

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