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“So I was really worried that, like, maybe I was pregnant or something, but probably not since I’m a guy and all.”

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 “You just hate me because I’m not Jewish!”

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“She was twerking so fast I couldn’t even see her anymore!”

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“So what college do you plan on going to?” “*joker voice* Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”

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“I don’t know man, I’m pretty sure I’m straight, but I don’t want to limit myself by calling myself heterosexual. I prefer the term… hetero-flexible.”

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“Miley Cyrus is my spirit animal.”

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“I’m done with this day. I’m ready to go home and slip into something comfortable, like a coma.”

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“Hey, what do you do with a dead chemist? You barium!”

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“Haters gonna hate, waiters gonna wait.”

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“You wanna know something spooky? *whispers* There’s a skeleton living inside you right now.”

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“Dude, have you ever just stopped and stared at John for an hour?”

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